Tech-dependent Thinkers Gifts

'You don't need GPS to take out the trash, Kevin.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Sartre's E-Mail

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'We're trying for a baby!'

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

"Wifi's back up."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'And the public is protected from your tweets.'

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

'Not only do I hear voices, but I can talk with them in internet-wireless areas.'