Tech Thinker Gifts

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'We've simplified the software.'

POLLS, 'Of COURSE I'm a creationist!'

Online Hooligan

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Googler

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head