Tech Thinker Prints

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

'We've simplified the software.'

POLLS, 'Of COURSE I'm a creationist!'

Online Hooligan

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Googler

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."