Digital Thinker Gifts

'20,231 Google Citations...Therefore I am.' Descartes in the computer age.

The Googler

“To be human is to select all the squares with traffic lights.”

'450 friends but no-one to talk to.'

The Thinker idly checking his phone.

You've already had that thought. Do you want to overwrite?

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Paul Ree

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"The overthinker"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Pastorius wonders why.

Compression