Digital Thinker T-Shirts

The Googler

“To be human is to select all the squares with traffic lights.”

'450 friends but no-one to talk to.'

The Thinker idly checking his phone.

You've already had that thought. Do you want to overwrite?

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Paul Ree

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Pastorius wonders why.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Compression

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"