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Rodin, the surfer.

The Computer Bore

The Googler

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

We have control of you brain.

Unsocial Networking.

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"The conclusion of my essay on the pros and cons of domestication is that we're missing out on a lot of stuff Dad..."