Internet Thinker Gifts

Why Doesn't Rent Want to be Free?

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

The Googler

"Gee, thanks pal."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Slavery Reparations

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

EU and India partnership.

Downloads.

Population rocket

Fishbowl rebellion.

Citizen of the world.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Nuclear Security Summit

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

Myanmar coup

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Budgetmageddon

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

There Is An Alternative Universe In Which Donald Trump Cares About Us And We Care About Stuff That Matters

Political Issues

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Chinese Stock Market Crash