Digital Thinkers Gifts

"Sorry, I don't have any money, but I can give you some free minutes."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

The Googler

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Think Tank

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

You have reached the end of your brain...

'What does the internet have against my people?'