Digital Age Thinker Gifts

"My virtual pet at my online report."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I suppose we could convert it to bitcoin."

Kids then. . & and now.

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

'We're at that awkward age between when our life history isn't on any database and when it's on too many.'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"Rate my walk." "We went one block, you pulled me past my favorite spots and you were on your phone the whole time—you're lucky I didn't give you one star."

"The internet begs to differ."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Googler

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Life after death

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'