Digital Age Thinker Mugs

"My virtual pet at my online report."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"Never accept sweets from strangers, son, but feel free to consent to cookies."

"I suppose we could convert it to bitcoin."

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

Kids then. . & and now.

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Andy Rooney: 'Ever wonder how it might affect your legacy if you get a lot internet credit for stuff you never said?'

'We're at that awkward age between when our life history isn't on any database and when it's on too many.'

"Why do we have to learn all this stuff, when we can just google it?"

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"Rate my walk." "We went one block, you pulled me past my favorite spots and you were on your phone the whole time—you're lucky I didn't give you one star."

"The internet begs to differ."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Googler

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.