Digital Thinkers Mugs

"Sorry, I don't have any money, but I can give you some free minutes."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

The Googler

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Internet.

Think Tank

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."