Technology Thinker Mugs

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Googler

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

Computer help.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'