Tech Trend Thinker Mugs

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Is this the new input device?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

You Shouldn't Have

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"