Tech Trend Thinker T-Shirts

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'