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We accept only digital currency.

'This selfie craze is getting out of hand.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

The take-out drone

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Computer Models.

'They've really advanced car software.'

The man who turned up with last years laptop.

Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!

School Uniforms

'Here comes the new kid.'

"I got so fed up with dropped calls and no service, I bought my own cell tower and take it where ever I go."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

Product development says it's based on the latest technology.

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."

'I love this new enhancement.'

'Data Dude' magazine.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Even our A.I. workers are required to wear pants."

"I didn't die. . . I just haven't been on social media much."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

I'm going to recommend a tech company that is so far ahead of the curve, it's working on Web 3.0.

Bluetooth User - Nutter.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'I'm sorry but we're going to have to replace you with a human.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'�5 per hour'

Almost fully automated airlines.

'It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.