Internet Trendsetter T-Shirts

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'