Business Trendsetter T-Shirts

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Do you like my bling?

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

The Design Artiste

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."