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'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Do you like my bling?

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

The Design Artiste

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."