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'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Final words on gravestones.

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

Business Outlook

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Intelligent dog.

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Economic Prosperity

Working at Home Half Day

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"