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"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Turkey a la Mode

A Hopeless Case.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"This is Beckett. He's going to be the donor for your hipster replacement."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Leadership suits you

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"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Studies show foods work miracles!

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

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Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"I am dressed for the job I want."