Trend Enthusiast Mugs

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Turkey a la Mode

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

A Hopeless Case.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Bernie gets swept up by the cup-stacking craze.

"This is Beckett. He's going to be the donor for your hipster replacement."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Studies show foods work miracles!

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Joined at the hipster.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

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