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"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"If they fit, we can return them."

Kids Gang.

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

Rachel and Sarah couldn't believe they'd turned up wearing the same little black number.

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

So Last Season Clothes

"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."

Gok Wan

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"But without expensive brand logos all over your clothing, you're just another indiscriminate consumer!"

"Now, Allison, do you have any idea why the other students are always picking on you?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Interview Wear: Sale.

Changing Male Fashions

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Let's see the price tag first, before I tell you whether it makes your butt look big.'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

Women's Dressing Room: Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Oh no, we're wearing the same dress!'

Caribou With Big Plans.

Hairdos and HAIRDON'TS!!

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I like a relaxed fit."

"I had it cut so I can style it professionally at work and still look stupid at night."

"Yes, crocodile doesn't really breathe all that well but that's not really the point, is it?"