Style Enthusiast Pillows

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"If they fit, we can return them."

Kids Gang.

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'

Old Mac Donald's Barber Shop.

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Rachel and Sarah couldn't believe they'd turned up wearing the same little black number.

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

So Last Season Clothes

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Gok Wan

"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

"We're looking for an outfit that says we are really going to buckle down this semester."

"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

"Now, Allison, do you have any idea why the other students are always picking on you?"

Changing Male Fashions

Women's Dressing Room: Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Interview Wear: Sale.

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"But without expensive brand logos all over your clothing, you're just another indiscriminate consumer!"

'Oh no, we're wearing the same dress!'

Hairdos and HAIRDON'TS!!

Caribou With Big Plans.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Let's see the price tag first, before I tell you whether it makes your butt look big.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Thank God for Donna. She's the only one who understands my ass."

"Brooks Brothers? Arthur T. Stargis here. I believe a mistake has been made."

"Yes, crocodile doesn't really breathe all that well but that's not really the point, is it?"

"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"