Clothes Enthusiast Pillows

If you've got it flaunt it...If you've got too much of it.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

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Husband: 'So how was the sale honey?! Did you pick up anything nice?!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Leadership suits you

Saint George and the Drag Queen

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Joined at the hipster.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.