Outfit Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Changing Room Decisions

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Too much for the school run?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."