Outfit Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

Joined at the hipster.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'