Attire Aficionados Gifts

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Joined at the hipster.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Changing Room Decisions

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Congratulations on the new you!

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress