Fashion Enthusiasts Gifts

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'What do you mean you're not Dave?'

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Change (Man changing).

'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'

Before and After.

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'

Rape of the Lock- The Battle of the Beaux and the Belles

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

Father Ignatius - A Mock Monk

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Sartorial profiling: 'Your hair is a mess, your shoes are badly scuffed, your shirt is hanging out...what are you trying to pull?'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

"He's wearing polyester."

'Sometimes I'm really worried about you...'

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

'Relax, honey, it's just a phase.'

'What else would you expect from one of the ten best dressed women of the year?'

WHy do you call yourself Apple Clothing?

The hottie of the swamp.

This is our Pentonville Range!

Tramp Trying on Hat.

"Wow, Jessica! You've got the London look."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."

Post-pandemic night club.

The Mummy's Purse...

Bikini bottoms are breeches of promise.

100% pure wool - dry clean only

'The next thing we need to learn is accessorize.'

'They're jeans for people with the wrong type of genes.'