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'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'What do you mean you're not Dave?'

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Change (Man changing).

Before and After.

'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'

'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'

Rape of the Lock- The Battle of the Beaux and the Belles

'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

"There but for the grace of God, go our children."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"He's wearing polyester."

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

Sartorial profiling: 'Your hair is a mess, your shoes are badly scuffed, your shirt is hanging out...what are you trying to pull?'

Father Ignatius - A Mock Monk

Joined at the hipster.

'Sometimes I'm really worried about you...'

"Mom, small bandwidth is like you trying to squeeze in a dress that fit you ten years ago."

"Here, this might fit."

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

Red Hat Society Members.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Wow, Jessica! You've got the London look."

Bob the cockroach recalls his first kiss, beneath a pump from Bloomingdale's.

Tramp Trying on Hat.

'Relax, honey, it's just a phase.'

This is our Pentonville Range!

'What's with this Lady Gaga wearing an all-meat dress?!'

The hottie of the swamp.

'What else would you expect from one of the ten best dressed women of the year?'

WHy do you call yourself Apple Clothing?