Fashion Lovers T-Shirts

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

His and Her wardrobe's

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Too much for the school run?'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."