Fashion Lovers Mugs

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Rich Cow: 'Geri Halliwell'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Joined at the hipster.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Changing Room Decisions