Style Lovers Mugs

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

New Shoes.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Mummy's Purse...

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Customer Convention

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Bald Man Overcomb

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Suits 50% Off

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

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