Style Aficionados Mugs

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

'Gold just isn't your color.'

Designer Fit

Grooming Tips

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

'At least my shirt and shoes are kind of cool.'

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Men's business romper.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Keeping warm.

A Macaroni in 1772

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

New Suit.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Joined at the hipster.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel