Style Seekers Mugs

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"We're looking for a pediatrician who reflects our design sensibility."

Shopping for Underwear

How Gary got his groove back.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Wasn't that nice? She said I had cute shoes.' 'Big deal. I'll bet if I were wearing red pumps I'd get comments too.' 'I'm sure you would.'

'I want something that says 'I'm desperate for any job'.'

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

EEK! You've got hat hair!

Going to the fitting rooms.

"How the plastic surgery coming along?"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

wattle covers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."