Alternative Style Seeker Mugs

A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

wattle covers

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '