Style Lovers Gifts

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Joined at the hipster.

New Shoes.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

The Return Of The Minipants

Customer Convention

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Mummy's Purse...

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Bald Man Overcomb

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Suits 50% Off

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!