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"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"That shirt is so last year."

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

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"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.