Designer Clothing Lover Mugs

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

The World's Easiest Airport

Scarf puts hat back on.

"That shirt is so last year."

A woman in prayer

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Suits 50% Off

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Artists At The Auto Show

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Easter Bonnet

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Designer Baby.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"I got my hair straightened..."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.