Designer Lovers Mugs

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

The Design Artiste

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Georges Braque.

Artists At The Auto Show

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Le Corbusier

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Decorators at Home

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

Tank color choices.

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"I have a bad feeling about this!"