Designer Label Lover Mugs

Yves Saint Laurent face mask

Street Fashion.

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

'I pledge allegiance to the brands to which I'm loyal, and the products for which they stand...'

Designer Baby.

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

It bag and no knickers!

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Artists At The Auto Show

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Which free tote goes best?"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Generic Products

Chiantis In Translation

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.