Designer Label Lover T-Shirts

Yves Saint Laurent face mask

Street Fashion.

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

'I pledge allegiance to the brands to which I'm loyal, and the products for which they stand...'

Designer Baby.

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

It bag and no knickers!

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Artists At The Auto Show

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

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