Designer Label Lovers T-Shirts

STRIP "I only buy the best designer clothes for my baby...Pierre Cardin, Paul Smith, Ralph Lauren.." "Gucci Goo?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Chiantis In Translation

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Designer Baby.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Generic Products

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Celebrity clothing.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"