Designer Label Lovers Prints

STRIP "I only buy the best designer clothes for my baby...Pierre Cardin, Paul Smith, Ralph Lauren.." "Gucci Goo?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Designer Baby.

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Chiantis In Translation

Generic Products

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Prince.