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"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

The World's Easiest Airport

Scarf puts hat back on.

"That shirt is so last year."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

A woman in prayer

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'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Artists At The Auto Show

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Hospital gown pageant.

The next big thing

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Designer Baby.

Fabrication Lab. A virus got into the 3-D printer and distorted the pattern. A virus? It's a design flu.