Fashion Lover Prints

Hospital gown pageant.

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'

Handbags Authenticated

Suits 50% Off

"I love it!"

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Midriff Ski Bunny

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my old shoes."

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

'Can we go now, Dad - It's stopped raining!'

Wanna-bees

Bonfire of vanities.

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

First steps made easy

Nothing motivates a diet like shopping for a bathing suit.

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'How can you say it doesn't fit, you can't even see it?'

Kangaroo with joey in pack around back.

'Looks like Madam's in luck. Perhaps she can find something in the new shipment just coming in'

Sometimes it's best to let the leisurewear do the talking.

"How come Cruz can get shoes like this and I can't?"

Easter Bonnet

She had a thing about Tote bags.

"Yes, Sir. . . or Ma'am. Jungle cut coming right up!"

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"Judging by the amount of returns, there's still a lot of husbands who think they know enough about fashion to buy their wives clothes."

Thongs Of Praise.

"I'm after a pair of shoes..."

Dressing Room

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"The inside leg wasn't the problem, they just don't stock my waist size."

"This look is very popular at the beach."

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"