Designer Label Aficionado Prints

"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

Designer Baby.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

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Chiantis In Translation

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

"Turn me into a toad if you want to, but you still have to post the nutritional information on your brew."

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Prince.