Designer Label Aficionado Gifts

"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

Generic Products

Designer Baby.

Chiantis In Translation

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

Prince.

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'