Designer Brand Lover Gifts

"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"

'No they're not Calvin Kleins - why? Has he got a pair of pants like these?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The World's Easiest Airport

'We've re-branded.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Fashion Mistake.

"My husband's in advertising."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Artists At The Auto Show

It bag and no knickers!

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."