Designer Brand Enthusiast Gifts

"With the foreign made jeans you get more rips for your money."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

Early cave painters

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"I believe in consistent branding."

Roller Coasters

Futons/Futoffs

Fashion Mistake.

We're polishing our brand.

Sir Cecil Beaton

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."