Designer Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Kids laughing at a badly dressed snowman.

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Creative department

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Early Colour TV

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The Design Artiste

Early cave painters