Designer Color Enthusiast Gifts

'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'C'mon get it straight.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"He's an abstract artist."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.